Tuesday, August 07, 2007

I had a really amazing experience at the 99 cent store yesterday. I usually hit the one up right next to the goodwill and then I look at clothes and stuff before I go into buy batteries. If there's one thing I learned in my life, it's that you go to the 99 cent store for 9volt batteries. I was at target last week and 2 9volts cost like 5-6bucks. Not at the 99cent store. 99 cents. I decided to go on the other side of the tracks this time (both stores are a bit sketchy but hey, welcome to la and the dollar store) and got to store off of nomandie. Oh my god this dollar store is amazing. First off I got spices. Tyme, rosemary, basil, garlic? Red peppers? yup. I went nuts in the spices section. There was a seasalt grinder. 99cents baby. Those things are like 7 bucks at target. FU target! I got a ton of stuff including batteries, shampoo, gel, soda. I once bought mouthwash at the 99cent store and it was terrible. So I wouldn't be buying tampons and stuff there (you can)... I bring this up because I bought hair gel. I was out and it would save me a trip to target (FU).

I put some on last night before I went out and it smelled like, i donno. Smelled not good. Did not reek of heaven if you know what I mean. I thought, well, it's just needs a chance to dry and it will hold my hair in place and stop smelling. Not the case. I woke up this morning and it still smells the same. I have a headache from it. I might hit the shower before I head to the gym just to not smell like chemicals. Ugh. Some guy in the tribune studio parking lot--located outside my bedroom window decided to blast spanish talk radio at 7:30 this morning as he was--i donno-putting on his shoes or whatever. I almost started yelling at him.

About last night, I went to see some comedy for a short bit at the el cid. I like the el cid it's a cool place. I do NOT like their expensive drinks. I give a big FU to el cid for $6+ beers. Get a life. I can go to the 4100 and get better beer for much less. [It's right next door.] Then I went to sardo's for karaoke. Now, I'm very happy for Juror #4 and Mitzy. They met at sardo, through karaoke and are getting married. [Crazy things are happing at that place. Super crazy things.] And while love and karaoke are great I'm sad that Juror #4 and his soon to be wife are leaving us for the great Northwest. I missed his going away party on sunday. I might show up to his wedding at the Van Nuys court house, eight floor noon on friday. That too would be crazy. Me going to his wedding. I don't even know his real name...

I did it. I washed my hair just now. I feel 10 times better and am thinking about suing Suave. I think they might be closing that hair gel shit out a the dollar store because of it's harmful effects to the human body. I should probably lay off that seasalt.

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